Because Life loves a certain "ade" drink, and knows that we've all been drilled into thinking we MUST make that drink when he gives us lemons. Just pee a little into the drink and you'll feel better when he sits back and smiles smugly while sipping his beverage. Stoopid Life! As I've always said, "Life is the leading cause of death."
I've been trying to live by this quote by the last week, but now my teeth hurt from eating so many lemons. I'd say they're not so great. Though it did beat my case of scurvy.
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Because Life loves a certain "ade" drink, and knows that we've all been drilled into thinking we MUST make that drink when he gives us lemons. Just pee a little into the drink and you'll feel better when he sits back and smiles smugly while sipping his beverage. Stoopid Life! As I've always said, "Life is the leading cause of death."
He? Since when is life male? I remind you of the quote "life's a bitch". The defense rests.
Over the years I've gotten to like the fresh taste of lemons, and don't much like lemonade. What does that mean, really?
love your stuff Mike! For a middle child, you're somewhat better than average, overall, in general, on any given day.
I've been trying to live by this quote by the last week, but now my teeth hurt from eating so many lemons. I'd say they're not so great. Though it did beat my case of scurvy.
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