Its been too long my friends, and, after many complaints both for and against my blogging, I've decided that to deprive you of my innermost thoughts we be no less wrong then it would be for this man to give up wearing his tiny little man shorts on his motorcycle. Some things in life are just meant to be, and not worth living without. Like a cool breeze through the leg hair of your

inner thigh while firing down Pecos on your crotch rocket.

Besides, so much has happened since I last posted! New crazy immigration laws, Looks like they are loosing photo radar now, this guy got some new shorts, and his wife lost all respect she once had for him! So much to talk about!

So much has happened in my life as well! I was part of some corporate downsizing at one of America's least favorite banks, my first child was born, and I finally remembered where to get the second flute in the 3rd Mario. Needless to say, my life has changed dramatically! The good news is since getting laid off, I have yet to get robbed, one of the many perils of working for a bank.

I have since started my own business which is exciting! I work by myself most of the day in my little office, poking away on the computer while watching old episodes of 24 on Netflix. I like to watch random episodes from different seasons and choose my own adventure.

It should be said however, that the life of a small business owner is not all computer games and watching Jack Bauer be everything I am not. No sir, its not all its cracked up to be. Its a lot of hard work, and no one pays you if you sit in your office updating your blog all day. I miss being on someones payroll I can't lie, but there is a certain peace about knowing you can't get laid off.

Excited to be back behind the keyboard,

Mike "The Middle Child"