I feel i should apologize for the long delay in between updates. I assure you that the only reason I haven't posted is only because I don't like any of you very much.
Excuse me if I seem a little bit bitter, I have been recently betrayed. Betrayed in the harshest of ways. A bank that I once risked my life for... (see 12/18/08 post) decided to lay me off. Although I cannot say that it didn't hurt my pride, I can say that the supply of paper clips I took should last me at least 8-10 years, given my current paperclip usage.
What does life hold for me now? I don't make as much money as you would think off of these hilarious musings.
My top career options are as follows.
1. Marty McFly impersonator
2. Dance Critic
3. Experimentally mixed fruits juice tester (starting with banana plumb)
4. Foot model
5. Live Manikin
6. Word Inventor
Any other Ideas? Help!